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"I'm so bummed, Chlo. I must have delivered ten thousand presents for the Planet's Toys for Tots drive last night, but no one left Santa any cookies."
"Don't worry, Clark. I have something better than cookies for you."
"Better than cookies? There's nothing better than cookies."
"Are you sure?"
"Um, Chloe, your hand is on my thigh..."
"Do you have a problem with that?"
"Not really. Still, I was hoping for cookies."
"You deserve better than milk and cookies, Santa. You just made a lot of kids in Metropolis very, very happy. You've been a very good little boy."
"That's funny, because I was just thinking I belonged on the naughty list."
"Really? How so?"
"Well, because I was thinking of doing this..."
"Oh, my God."
"And maybe even this. Don't you think that might be sort of naughty?"
"Maybe. But Santa is the one who makes up the naughty and nice lists, after all, so you'd be a better judge of that than I would be. What do you think about this? Is this naughty, do you think?"
"Unnnhhhh. You know, that might just get you put on the naughty and nice lists."
"Really? What would happen to me then?"
"I'd pick you up... like this... and carry you upstairs... like this... and give you a very naughty present. Like... this."
"Wow. Obviously I should have done that before now."
"Obviously. But it's Christmas morning, so I guess this is the right time for us to, uh, exchange gifts."
"It's okay to be a little greedy on Christmas, huh?"
"I think so."
"Then I'll be greedy. Give me everything you've got, big boy."
"Oh, trust me, I will. And then some."
"Merry Christmas, Clark."
"Merry Christmas, Chlo."
"Wow. I can't imagine being any merrier than I am right now."
"Me neither, Chlo. Me neither."