Monday, October 26, 2009

Next Go Round

Season 9 (my version)
Rating: Adult (not explicit). If you're under eighteen, please go elsewhere now.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to the CW and DC Comics, not to me.
The song is "Next Go Round," by Nickelback.

I wanna do it till the sun comes up
Till we're both so good and sweaty that we can't stand up
I wanna do it till we're both about to drop
As long as we got it together
Then we're never gonna stop

"The sun's coming up."

"So am I."

"Ha. You've been up pretty much all night, Clark. I think we should stop and take a rest now. Maybe even a little nap."


"Well, I don't know about you, but personally, I'm kind of exhausted. We've been at this all night, and unlike you, I'm not superhuman."

"You are superhuman. Your superpower is the ability to make me horny."

"I reallly don't think you can blame that on me."

"Watch me."

"Ohhh. Clark. Okay... just one more time."

"Or two more times?"

"Ohhhh. Sure, twice more. Why not? We can always rest later."

I wanna go until the neighbors all complain
Because they heard somebody screaming
And they think we're both in pain
I wanna go so long, your parents think you died
They're gonna call the cops, the CIA and then the FBI

"See, the problem is that the Talon's early morning crowd is in."


"So when you make me scream like that, it could be bad for business. Someone might even call the cops on us."

"I honestly doubt anyone thought that was a scream of pain."

"I'm not actually sure I want anyone to hear me screaming at all, either in pain or... well... Besides, my cell phone keeps ringing. I think it's my dad."

"You're a big girl, Chlo. You don't have to report to your dad."

"Yeah, but ever since he moved back here, he wants to hang out with me all the time. I think he wanted to do lunch today. If I don't pick up pretty soon, he might get worried."

"Let him worry. I need you for lunch."

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down
Hold on, here we go
Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out
Round and round we go

"It's getting dark again."

"So it is."

"Are we ever going to crawl out of bed and face the world?"

"Why should we? It's nighttime."

"Clark. We just spent a night and a day in bed."

"I say we add another night to that. I'm tired. I need my rest."

"Which is why you're running your hands all over me."

"Well, see, in order to rest I need you to relax me first."

"Aren't you worn out? I can't even stand up any more. My legs won't support me."

"Chlo, I've been waiting for this for a long, long time. And now that we're finally together... I can't seem to stop."

"Yeah, I know what you mean. It's great, isn't it?"

"Yeah, Chlo. The sex is great. And so are you."

Yeah, we're gonna do it hanging upside down
Up and down we go
Yeah, we're getting ready for the next go round
Round and round we go

"Whoa. I didn't know you could float, Clark."

"Me either. I haven't done it this well before."

"Um, this is... interesting. Are you sure you won't drop me?"

"Fairly sure. But if you're nervous, let's put our feet on solid ground."

"That's not the ground, Clark, it's the ceiling."

"Same difference. Feel more secure?"

"Not really. Look, Clark, you are not seriously thinking of... of... I mean, what if you lose concentration and fall?"

"Don't worry so much, Chlo. I think it'd be fun to do it upside down."

"Unless we fall."

"The more you talk, the more you mess with my concentration. Stop talking and help me focus."

"I can do that. Do you feel more focused now?"

"Ahhhh. Yes. I am now totally focused."

Shut the windows, lock the door, unplug the phone
For all intents and purposes, there ain't nobody home
Then we can do it till the batteries are gone
And borrow two from the TV remote
To turn this thing back on

"People keep knocking on the door."

"Doesn't matter, Chloe. No one's home."

"Still, Lois sounded a little worried that time. Maybe I should pick up the phone, let her know I'm okay..."

"No, Chlo. We're entitled to a day or two to ourselves. Heck, after all these years of wanting each other and never quite daring to do anything about it, I think we're entitled to spend a week together in bed if we want."

"Aren't you worn out yet?"

"Not exactly, no. But my battery could use recharging, I guess."

"There are batteries in the TV remote."

"I have a better idea. If you just kind of touch me here... oh, yes."


"Charged up and ready for action, Chlo."

I wanna cover you with Jell-O in the tub
We can roll around for hours without ever coming up

"I think the cherry flavor is the best."

"You think? I think the lime tastes best on your skin, farmboy."

"Hmmmm. The lemon's not bad. On further consideration, Chlo, I think I like cherry and lemon on you best."

"Cherry and lemon is kind of an odd combination, if you ask me."

"No, it's not. It's sweet and tart. Just like you."

I want you naked with your favorite heels on
Slap John Deere across my ass
And ride me up and down the lawn

"I've always wanted to make love outside."

"Me too. But I figured we better come out to the farm to do it. Some folks might take a dim view of you and me doing this on Main Street."

"Some people are killjoys. Okay, I'm ready."

"Uh, you're not wearing anything but a pair of heels."

"That's the idea, Clark. The neighbors can't see us as long as we stay in the garden in the back."

"Uh... but it's broad daylight..."

"Not wimping out on me, are you, big boy? Hurry up and take your clothes off."

"Okay. God, you look great in heels, Chlo."

"And you look good in nothing but skin. Now come on outside, Clark. Let's get your engine started."

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down
Hold on, here we go
Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out
Round and round we go

"God. It's been a hell of a three days, Chlo."

"Yes. It sure has."

"But I guess we need to rejoin the real world eventually."

"Tomorrow morning's early enough. Don't you think?"

"I wish we never had to get out of bed."

"Me too. But we haven't gotten anything done in three days. Anything of consequence, I mean."

"Spending hours making love to the most gorgeous woman on the planet is definitely something of consequence, if you ask me. Still, you're right. Sooner or later we have to get back to work. So one more night. Hmmmm. That gives us twelve more hours to do anything we like."

"Haven't we already done everything?"

"It seems that way to me. Not that I'm an expert or anything, but to be honest I'm all out of ideas."

"So am I. I think we've explored every fantasy I've ever had, and then some. I really don't know what else we can do."

"That's okay. How about we start over from the beginning and do it all over again?"

"Clark Kent, I absolutely love the way you think."

Yeah, we're gonna love it when the lights go down
Hold on, here we go
Yeah, we're gonna go until our legs give out
Round and round we go

-The End-


MonicaOP said...

Elly, Elly... I love you :), this was so cute.. and funny.. and sexy.. .and true!!! Hugs!! And thanks :)

Anonymous said...

Love it Clark was so Sex Craz

Tonya said...

So very sexy and funny all at the same time. Loved it!

kai said...

wonderful as always Elly.

The way you manage to capture everything - their characters, plot etc. - in just the dialogue is fantastic and unique :) Of course u've gotta love cheeky, sexy Clark too!

Thanx for the joy your stories always bring and i hope u keep finding inspiration - ur version of SV makes up for the total fuck-up the TV writers hav brought us. I mean continuity people, hav they ever heard of it?

On a side note - i hope u continue the 'trust me' series, 'land of confusion' is definitely the best and i'm totally hooked. :0

Chris said...

Thanks for the lift. Fun Chlark sex is always an upper! Chris

DeeDee said...

Great. Now I can't stop playing that song on a loop. Nice one, Elly. Grr!!!

Just kidding. ;-)

Let's see...we have a badass song, Chlark in a locked room, and lots and lots of sexxors. Sounds like a winning combo to me!

Cute, funny, and sexy as hell. Fantastic!

Thanks, Elly. :-)

Anonymous said...

"You are superhuman. Your superpower is the ability to make me horny."

Hahah! That was just brilliant :D I love this.